Kills and deaths for Vlad the Noodly:
			All times are deaths as logged in the Shartak profile, which is the time on the Shartak server (Europe/London locale). Expect this to be either UTC or UTC+0100.
			20130727: An import of the back archive of kills in Shartak has been completed. Each user's full kill/death history should now be available.
			20130727: Death times are as detailed in the "Died" section of the user profile. This is expected to be time in Europe/London.
			
- 26 November 2010, 03:43:42
 Solemn killed Vlad the Noodly
- 23 November 2010, 22:12:51
 Aiden Dakari killed Vlad the Noodly
- 16 November 2010, 08:54:45
 Death's Pale Horse killed Vlad the Noodly
-  6 November 2010, 09:17:29
 ClickClick killed Vlad the Noodly
- 24 October 2010, 20:38:13
 ClickClick killed Vlad the Noodly
- 18 October 2010, 22:22:35
 ClickClick killed Vlad the Noodly
- 26 September 2010, 22:08:17
 Vlad the Noodly killed randorians
- 13 September 2010, 17:05:47
 Xom killed Vlad the Noodly
- 10 September 2010, 12:01:24
 Vlad the Noodly killed Al contrario
-  1 September 2010, 10:40:16
 Swarm killed Vlad the Noodly
- 24 August 2010, 17:33:56
 Vlad the Noodly killed Bonz
- 19 July 2010, 19:53:22
 Colonial killed Vlad the Noodly
- 15 July 2010, 11:12:04
 edibuddha killed Vlad the Noodly
- 12 July 2010, 18:30:30
 Vlad the Noodly killed Christina Rose
- 11 July 2010, 00:35:02
 Grunk the Pale killed Vlad the Noodly
-  4 July 2010, 17:26:00
 The Gobbler killed Vlad the Noodly
- 22 June 2010, 15:39:48
 ninjavillager killed Vlad the Noodly
- 13 May 2010, 20:55:43
 ClickClick killed Vlad the Noodly
- 23 April 2010, 18:05:53
 Leatherface killed Vlad the Noodly
- 20 April 2010, 22:16:54
 Tlotzin killed Vlad the Noodly
- 11 April 2010, 22:32:31
 Skull Face killed Vlad the Noodly
-  7 April 2010, 00:32:36
 Dart Shooter killed Vlad the Noodly
- 30 March 2010, 11:34:28
 Jason Voorhees killed Vlad the Noodly
- 18 March 2010, 12:10:16
 Wonga-Tah killed Vlad the Noodly
- 16 March 2010, 05:04:37
 Blowme Darts killed Vlad the Noodly
- 12 March 2010, 21:38:26
 ClickClick killed Vlad the Noodly
-  3 March 2010, 02:25:01
 gridflay killed Vlad the Noodly
-  1 March 2010, 06:10:20
 Vlad the Noodly killed Star god Tinxiweewee
- 17 February 2010, 16:07:29
 happy trauma killed Vlad the Noodly
-  9 February 2010, 13:31:14
 Lord Humungus killed Vlad the Noodly